Thyroid :: High FT3, FT4 And TSH

I have done a health check and have gotten my thyroid blood results back:

fT3 25.70 lab range: (1.4 - 4.2 Pg/ml)
fT4 2.87 lab range: (0.80 - 2.20 Pg/ml)
TSH 4.95 lab range: (0.40 - 6.00 mIU/ml)

The T3 value is sky-high, and T4 and TSH are high as well.

The doctor was also stumped and said the results don't match an ECG that was done at the same time. I should be having heart problems, but everything looked fine.

I have done a lot of Googling, but can't find how to interpret these results.

I have taken supplemental iodine 150 mcg for the last 5 months, following the advice of a common popular diet regime. For a while, I have also taken selenium 55 mcg, but stopped this about a month ago.

To me these results look hyperthyroid (T4 and T3) and hypothyroid (high TSH)

Can you make more sense of these results?

A bit more background
I have had a pulsating "tinnitus," - something like a heartbeat in my left ear for the last week, but maybe 4 times a normal heart rate. This was the original reason for wanting to do a checkup, and also including the thyroid. My resting heart rate is about 78, which is about my normal.

I have recently had two strong cups of coffee every day - maybe about 300 mg caffeine total.